December 2011
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How I plan on inviting people to see "The Hobbit"...
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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You matter.: Have you read more than 6 of these... →
fangirl-squee:
Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety.
Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt.
1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His...
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anderpsonblaine:
sister-severus:
lpleeexx:
too young to understand lol.
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One day, they might even get laid.
Zarka: You’re even worse at this than getting girls. Franois: My friends do that stuff, not me. Zarka: They’re pathetic. Franois: You have beautiful hair, why do you have to cover it up? Zarka: I don’t have to. I choose to. Franois: Too bad, ‘cause you’re so pretty. Zarka: You mean I’m not beautiful in my hijab? Franois: [laughs] That’s not what I...
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Since the start of 2011 I've: →
dcrisscolfer:
ianisourqueen:
Cross off what you’ve done:
Gotten a new piercing. Dyed my hair. Ended a relationship. Started a new relationship. Been on a long car/bus journey. Passed an exam. Met someone who’s now an important part of my life. Cried on someone’s shoulder. Had a massive fight with a boy/girl. Received flowers. Had a Valentine. Written a letter using pen & paper. Gone...
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